Yes, my friends, the time has come at last for me to unleash the sheer, shocking masculine power of my Movember moustache on you. I warned you about this a month ago, so if you're not ready by now, I can take no responsibility for any consequences. Stand by, because when the sheer awesomeness of my moustache is revealed, you will not be unchanged. Men will wither with envy, and forever hesitate before using the "Gents" toilets in future. Women... well, your near future experiences will involve the word "gusset," y'know what I mean?

I hope you do, because I've slightly confused myself now and can't explain it.

In any case, and astounding masculinity aside, please remember that there is a serious purpose behind all this. Please, please visit http://uk.movember.com/mospace/1793088/ and donate something. Apparently one chap has made £12,000,000 in Movember donations. I'm not expecting that you'll be delighted to hear, but whatever you can give will be gratefully received. Remember, if you're a UK taxpayer, the testicular and prostate cancer charities can claim back the tax on your donation, which is a significant amount. Please take a moment to do so.

Right. Brace yourselves.

THE MOUSTACHE! Whether you're out and about, spying on your neighbours...



...or just enjoying yourself at a friendly soirée with your imaginary friends...



...the moustache is your guarantee of manliness! Remember: with a moustache, no charges will ever be pressed! 



Apart from the quite serious ones. 

Once again, please give what you can at http://uk.movember.com/mospace/1793088/ Every penny/cent is greatly appreciated, although if you could make sure that all pennies or cents are donated in multiples of a hundred, that would be a lot cooler and you won't look such a tightwad. 

Thank you, 
Jonathan