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jonathan l howard, johannes cabal, the fear institute
I'm sorry. I am truly sorry. I have no idea how this could have happened. 

I am the bearer of bad tidings. 

It transpires that, for reasons that remain obscure, Thomas Dunne, the respected publishers of books such as Peter Ackroyd's six part History of England, through to striking new works of fiction like David Wong's John Dies at the End has, and I can hardly bring myself to say it, decided to publish Johannes Cabal: The Fear Institute in North America, a continent hitherto spared that terrible contagion. 

I can barely see to type, the tears are streaming so. 

But, before you run off to stockpile batteries, ammunition, and canned food prior to walling yourselves up in the cellar, it is my unhappy lot to tell you that the coming apocalypse will be yet more terrible still. 

In an act of elemental villainy that has left doomsday cults around the world nodding appreciatively, Thomas Dunne has requested -- Nay! Demanded! -- that a fourth Johannes Cabal novel be written, presumably to finish off any survivors. 

The timeline is not set in stone, but I believe the intention is for Johannes Cabal: The Fear Institute to be released approximately a year hence in North America, and the as-yet-unnamed fourth Johannes Cabal novel to follow a year later in the autumn of 2014.

Indeed, the autumn of the whole of that once proud continent. 

Go to your families, your loved ones. Hold them close, now that you know your time is so cruelly limited. Tell them everything is going to be okay, though the lie curdles in your throat.

I'm so sorry. 

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earthmarsha
31st Oct, 2012 01:25 (UTC)
Best. Post. Ever.
nishiakariokami
31st Oct, 2012 01:53 (UTC)
Oh dear. I'll have to warn everyone I know. Perhaps there's time to flee the country.

...
<3
jonathanlhoward
31st Oct, 2012 02:24 (UTC)
Cah! Americans! I tell them the Apocalypse is coming and they're all "Yay!"

Bunch of Pollyannas.
bondgwendabond
31st Oct, 2012 01:53 (UTC)
Excellent newes! (I threw in the extra e just because.)
jonathanlhoward
31st Oct, 2012 02:33 (UTC)
Oh, hi, Gwenda! Thanks! It is pretty cool, isn't it? 2013 is going to be a busy year. I'll be diving into Cabal#4 first thing in January, then (assuming it's a well-behaved novel and takes as long to write as I think it will and not significantly longer) I'll be going more or less straight onto Russalka #3, and then if editing duties don't get in the way, I want a shot at NaNoWriMo, too. It could be a three novel year. Fingers crossed.
stokerbramwell
31st Oct, 2012 03:03 (UTC)
Fantastic! Now I can finally read the gosh-darned thing.

(Pardon my language. It gets salty when I'm excited.)
jonathanlhoward
31st Oct, 2012 13:40 (UTC)
I'm more concerned about things getting salty when you're excited.
stokerbramwell
31st Oct, 2012 19:13 (UTC)
I thank you for my concern, which I can only assume is directed at my blood pressure, and the effects of such excessive saltiness thereon. I assure you that the situation has been taken well in hand, as my associate in the icon would affirm.
Cary Watson
31st Oct, 2012 03:23 (UTC)
Another Cabal!
Terrible news, indeed. A book tour is called for, although I fear you'll be pilloried by various evangelicals for spreading belief in paganism and witchcraft. Like Cabal, you may be pursued by a torch-wielding mob, although it's more likely to be a posse of big-haired female Republicans armed with leaf blowers. Great to hear another Cabal is on the way. Start writing. Now.
jonathanlhoward
31st Oct, 2012 13:38 (UTC)
Re: Another Cabal!
I'm having trouble getting past "leaf blowers." Leaf blowers? Why on Earth would they be armed with leaf blowers?
mlknchz
31st Oct, 2012 14:35 (UTC)
Re: Another Cabal!
Supercharged leaf blowers. They can flay the skin off a person in three seconds
Cary Watson
31st Oct, 2012 14:51 (UTC)
Re: Another Cabal!
Everything's bigger in America: there are leaf blowers that'll put you through a cinder block wall.
jonathanlhoward
31st Oct, 2012 14:54 (UTC)
Re: Another Cabal!
But you've got guns all over the place. In cereal boxes, given out at the mall, literally growing from gun trees. Why use a leaf blower, no matter how ferocious? I don't understand.
mlknchz
31st Oct, 2012 15:06 (UTC)
Re: Another Cabal!
Think of it as a Vergeltungswaffen
Cary Watson
31st Oct, 2012 15:39 (UTC)
Re: Another Cabal!
I find the image of a mob of big-haired Republican woman armed with leaf blowers chasing someone down a street an arresting one. I'm odd that way. And guns are just too prosaic for a special occasion like persecuting a writer. Guns are for bumping off someone who nabs your parking spot.
mlknchz
31st Oct, 2012 15:45 (UTC)
Re: Another Cabal!
Reminds one of that wonderful scene in Quatermass and the Pit where the mind-controlled mob kills the "outsider" with a wind storm
kayshapero
31st Oct, 2012 03:52 (UTC)
Grin - and if I haven't gotten my copy of the British edition back from Victoria beforehand, leastwise I'll be able to read it THEN.
jamesovei
31st Oct, 2012 03:57 (UTC)
I suppose I can bite the bullet and buy as many copies of The Fear Institute as possible, so as to save others from being infected. Then I can use the copies to attack my enemies.

jonathanlhoward
31st Oct, 2012 13:36 (UTC)
That would be very selfless. I, my agents, and my publishers hope and trust your enemies number in their thousands?
vegan_vulcan
31st Oct, 2012 14:32 (UTC)
Very cool news!
jonathanlhoward
31st Oct, 2012 15:10 (UTC)
Yes, I'm very pleased. Took a while, but Cabal's found a good new home in North America.
mlknchz
31st Oct, 2012 14:34 (UTC)
FINALLY!
jonathanlhoward
31st Oct, 2012 15:07 (UTC)
What can I say? It all got a bit... complicated behind the scenes. Still, better late than never.
raihu
1st Nov, 2012 13:40 (UTC)
This is terrible news and everyone should feel terrible about it.

The demons that sometimes take control of my body and force me to purchase specific books are sobbing with joy, though! Demon tears, all over my new upholstery.
jonathanlhoward
1st Nov, 2012 19:12 (UTC)
If specific books be the food of demons, read on.
That by surfeit, they may sicken and die.

See, Shakespeare (sort of) has the solution. You need to read the Cabal books (and "Katya's World," out on the sixth) repeatedly to clear up your demon infestation. Be warned, the efficacy of a book only lasts for a single reading so be sure to keep buying new copies. It's medicine.
Sean Massey
1st Nov, 2012 16:26 (UTC)
Well this is unfortunate.
Was having an average to good day and then I read this.

*Begins loading high powered weapons*


Side note: Holy crap, I've been waiting for this for an annoyingly long amount of time. Keep up the awesome work Mr Howard.
jonathanlhoward
1st Nov, 2012 19:13 (UTC)
Re: Well this is unfortunate.
The long wait was an annoying to me as anyone. Believe me, I wanted TFI to be out in the US at the same time it came out in the UK.
mollyoftheshore
1st Nov, 2012 18:26 (UTC)
This is all assuming that there's anything left of this continent after the Mayans have had their way with us in December...

Which is a huge shame because I've been looking forward to the fourth Cabal book an unseemly amount since the third one was released.
jonathanlhoward
1st Nov, 2012 19:16 (UTC)
Oh, I doubt anything will be left by December. "Katya's World" is out next week, so you're all screwed long before December.

I suspect I may be the only author who promotes his books by suggesting that they may trigger an apocalypse if you read them. It's not so much reverse psychology as no psychology at all.
mollyoftheshore
1st Nov, 2012 22:01 (UTC)
Now I can't help but think how much cooler it would be if politicians campaigned that same way.
Jeff Sittu
27th Nov, 2012 20:14 (UTC)
That's fantastic news! I have to say that I have already spread "that terrible contagion" of your "The Fear Institute" here in the States. I couldn't wait to get my hands on a copy of it and ordered a copy from overseas when it first came out (the wait for its delivery was excruciating). As I am a huge fan of yours (Johannes Cabal The Necromancer is my favorite book) and a typical impatient American I will politely ask if there is any chance you could publish the 4th book here in the States at the same time it is published overseas?
jonathanlhoward
27th Nov, 2012 20:51 (UTC)
Well, the situation at the moment is there is only a deal for the fourth book in place in the USA. So as things stand, the US is getting it first. I'd be surprised if a UK deal isn't worked out in time, but since the writing schedule is based on the US publication, a UK edition would be at most more or less at the same time, and possibly later.
Jeff Sittu
27th Nov, 2012 20:56 (UTC)
Again, that's great news! Thanks for taking the time to respond and keep up the great work!
Kathryn Lynn
18th Jan, 2013 05:54 (UTC)
At Long Last!
I for one am delighted, DELIGHTED that at last the New World is finally going to get the apocalypse we've been so long expecting. Time and time again we've been promised death and destruction only to be disappointed at every turn. And now, not one but TWO threats to humanity, The Fear Institute and yet ANOTHER Johannes Cabal... well, it fair gives me palpitations. My only hope is that I barely survive the first in order to experience the second.

I'm all a flutter with happiness. Now I must run and tell the other inmates the good news!

~K
insane_science8
12th Jun, 2013 22:12 (UTC)
Oh, dear me, I suppose we North Americans will have to prepare ourselves for impending doom...

(Seriously, though, I'm moving to England in a couple of months. What does your release date generally look like on that side of the ocean?)
ext_2055486
7th Jul, 2013 23:07 (UTC)
/+/
Thank f*cking god.

Honestly, it's about time.
Missy Talbot
9th Mar, 2014 17:27 (UTC)
Cabal the 4th
Mr. Howard,
The world eagerly awaits Cabal's next adventure. Please, we beg of you, write quickly! I do not know how much longer I can bear the absence of Cabal from my already dim,-and growing dimmer still with each passing day- miserable life.
Sincerely,
Everyone
jonathanlhoward
9th Mar, 2014 18:44 (UTC)
Re: Cabal the 4th
A fourth Cabal novel? Really? I don't recall ever saying there would be such a thing. Unless, I guess, you mean "The Brothers Cabal," due for a US release at the end of September, and for which the blurb reads:

"Horst Cabal has risen from the dead. Again.

Horst, the most affable vampire one is ever likely to meet, is resurrected by an occult conspiracy that wants him as a general in a monstrous army. Their plan: to create a country of horrors, a supernatural homeland. As Horst sees the lengths to which they are prepared to go and the evil they cultivate, he realizes that he cannot fight them alone. What he really needs on his side is a sarcastic, amoral, heavily armed necromancer.

As luck would have it, this exactly describes his brother.

Johannes Cabal returns in the one-of-a-kind fantasy series that will appeal to readers of Jasper Fforde, Richard Kadrey, and Neil Gaiman."

Is that what you meant?
Missy Talbot
9th Mar, 2014 18:56 (UTC)
Re: Cabal the 4th
Yes. I believe that is exactly what I meant. The months leading up to September in which I have to wait will be pure agony, I assure you.
Missy Talbot
9th Mar, 2014 19:02 (UTC)
Re: Cabal the 4th
When will it be out in England?
jonathanlhoward
9th Mar, 2014 19:15 (UTC)
Re: Cabal the 4th
There are currently no UK publication plans in place, I am very sorry to say.
Missy Talbot
9th Mar, 2014 19:55 (UTC)
Re: Cabal the 4th
I'm sorry about that too. Being in America, however, I am relieved that there are publication plans here. I very much look forward to reading the latest book and am very excited for the return of Cabal, Horst and, hopefully, Leonie.
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